||[Jun. 16th, 2004|11:59 pm]
EVERYTHING is FIRED
Fish, you are fucking fired!|
trust the gordon's fisherman!!!
Fish is my mom's soon to be ex husband.
what? FISH? Are you SERIOUS?
Is that his legal name?
Or is it a nickname?
WTF who would want to be called "Fish"?
So he's your soon to be ex-step-father?
First of all,
Step-fathers of all sorts are FIRED automatically because 95% of the time they turn out to be abusive or just total dickheads.
Secondly, anyone who goes by the moniker "Fish" is doubly fired and THEN skewered and roasted over a grill, marinated with basil and cilantro and eaten at Red Lobster.
So, yeah, like I said before...
Trust the Gordon's fisherman!!
(actually, don't. the Gordon fisherman's brand frozen fish sticks are fucking disgusting. and that commercial is annoying.)
his name is Mathew Fishman.
ANd, he's emotionally abusive, but mostly because he's a fucking idiot, so it's not on purpose, but he's still, well, a fucking idiot.