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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2004|03:24 pm]
EVERYTHING is FIRED

cleanlikegod
I withdrew from my retard math class because the teacher was this crazy ass slow old woman and she wouldn't let me take the tests without nitpicking over EVERY goddamned problem on my homework.
I knew it was only a matter of time before I completely lost my temper,
and I finally reached the breaking point yesterday.
She asked, "Do you have a problem?", and I'm like "Yeah, as I matter of fact, I do.
I have a BIG problem. You're not helping make this any easier."
So she responded, "It's not my job to make it any easier. I get paid to make sure you're learning."

Well in that case, you're fired.

I'm sorry, but no. You're getting paid to waste my time.
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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2004|10:49 am]
EVERYTHING is FIRED

poppyhead
[bitch |angryangry]

For creating yet another biting casualty,

Sam, you are fired!

I hope you get better, cupcake.

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(no subject) [May. 21st, 2004|09:59 am]
EVERYTHING is FIRED

cleanlikegod
[noise |sims. using the dishwasher]

you have missed work again today.
you are fired!

my sim's name is Cindy Lewis.
Oddly enough, I think that's the name of the lesbian cop that lived with us for a while.
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(no subject) [May. 5th, 2004|07:43 am]
EVERYTHING is FIRED

cleanlikegod
Anyone who went to Coachella without me.....

FIRED!! x1000000000000000000000000000000
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(no subject) [Apr. 27th, 2004|11:31 am]
EVERYTHING is FIRED

poppyhead
[bitch |discontentdiscontent]

George W. You're Fired!

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(no subject) [Mar. 1st, 2004|02:57 pm]
EVERYTHING is FIRED

cleanlikegod
let me say this and listen clearly:

I don't care what you thought of the Oscars.
I don't want your detailed play-by-play,
if I'd wanted to know I would have watched the damned thing,
but I didn't.
And for good reason.
It is stupid.

You are fired.
That is all.
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(no subject) [Feb. 27th, 2004|03:20 pm]
EVERYTHING is FIRED

ophelia24
[bitch |working]

Not using the computer at work...you are fired
;)
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2004|03:37 pm]
EVERYTHING is FIRED
cat42
people who fire people over Disney films are fired.

;-D
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(no subject) [Feb. 15th, 2004|12:37 am]
EVERYTHING is FIRED
deniz
The Department of Justice has issued a series of subpoenas to hospitals in several major cities demanding the medical records of women who have undergone certain abortion procedures. John Ashcroft, you are fired.
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2004|12:35 am]
EVERYTHING is FIRED

cherrylane
people who don't post in here are fired (myself included)
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